Check out Zuup--the "sleek pill dispenser."
"Purse, pocketbook or handbag — whatever you call it, you're lost without it. Pockets, zippers and compartments of even the tiniest clutches are filled with supplies to help you stay on the go, but aren't made to cart around the kitchen sink (or the medicine cabinet). Take some weight off your shoulders with today's Save from Zuup"
Whuuut?!? How much weight does a pill bottle really add? Exactly how many pills are you taking?
Apparently we have a society so plagued by medical/psychological/emotional issues that a) we need to pop a pill during the regular working hours rather than relying on the medicine cabinet at home b) the volume of pills to be popped necessitates an accessory to enable this popping, and c) we are so vain we need this accessory for all our medications to compliment our various outfits.
I don't want to be Judge Judy here, but we should be concerned with how we Americans primarily deal with our problems. I'm including myself as well. When I can't sleep I am NOT going for warm milk. I'm heading straight for the Advil PM. When I have a headache, however I go straight for chardonnay.
This next little gem was pointed out to me by a friend--not to purchase, of course, but to share in the mocking.
Why would anyone wear this except ironically? Is it to intimidate people? I'm sure Snoop Dog wouldn't be caught dead in this shit, but it makes me wonder all the crappy swag he's received over the years and then maybe re-gifted later to second cousins.
And then for the meow-meow lovers...
Really, what message are you sending when you wear this?
I have a deep affection for cats.
Ok, yes. But also that you're really, really, really creepy.
Here's a little nugget of goodness for you. I don't even know how I feel really about DNA testing since I don't question the validity of my biological parentage, but the thing that rocks my socks here is the picture used to advertise for the "DNA Self Discovery Kit."
I don't get it, but it's a funny picture all the same.
This one is not necessarily ridiculous, but it is way too cheesy to go without some shame.
It's the Customizable Collage Canvas!
By the way, "customizable"?
Not a real word.
Ok, so for about 100 bucks you get a giant ass canvas with up to 40 photos. Now, I enjoy pictures. I like the idea of capturing a moment and then being able to recall that fond experience and collective history with that person. However, this is a cheap knock off of pop art like Chuck Close.
But let's be serious for a second.
I love getting presents, but please don't do this to me.
Last but not least:
Rhinestone Bra StrapsThis is the "classy solution for unsightly or clear bra straps."